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rubywhiterabbit:

My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…

Pluto is there.

The artist remembered Pluto.

Guys…

The artist drew Pluto crying.

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That’s what I was like!

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WHAT IF…

dithering-duchess:

…a redhead got a job in a baker’s? would that make him a gingerbread man?

thevoicecalledcheesecake:

Omg no look at it. Look at it. It’s just aww.

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youonlylotusonce:

i laughed more than i should have

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bitchato:

itsgeorgia:

wow

want

That is surely against the laws of ice cream physics.

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Me:	I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV:	lol but good shows are on.
iPod:	sleep? Is that a new app?
Bed:	lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind:	what's the meaning of life though?
Temperature:	lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises:	oh, you said be louder? Okay.
Body:	Lol time for itches.

Teacher:

Why did you not study?

Me:

A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.

Was on facebook looking through the news feed, as you do.

I thinking ‘why are the same people appearing on my feed, I know I’ve selected these people as good friends but surely I should see some other people’s posts.’ Then I looked at the acquaintance tab and scroll through for a while and decided it was for the best that I didn’t have any of these posts on my news feed.. 

‘someone pm me!’

‘So and so has been delivered a fortune cookie!’

*posing* 

‘I was pure drunk oot ma mind this weekend! Class times’

and even a picture of some shit.. o.O

It’s safe to say that I will not be scrolling through that again unless I am completely bored..